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This is a short drive for someone with so much to think about. .

21/Dallas/Abnormal

I see everything and it hurts my brain.

Pictures of Me
My Journey

beyoncebeytwice:

can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle

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Boy Meets World - my favorite love quote of all time.

Shawn:You know, he used to tell me how wonderful you were, but guys always say great things about their girlfriends until they break up. That's when the truth comes out. You know, I've waited 15 years to find out what he really thinks about you. Do you wanna know what he thinks about you now that you've broken up?
Topanga:No. Shawn, I don't wanna talk about him.
Shawn:Now that you've broken up, he still tells me how wonderful you are.
Anonymous asked: Do you call Chris Daddy when he fucks you?


Answer:

fingerblaster113:

The only thing we say during sex is, “get out o’ me car!”

snorlaxatives:

i’m so popular at parties i make the best mixed drinks

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cuttlefishculler:

sinbadism:

assdownloader:

"the military defends us!"

from

what

obviously, space aliens

its too late. im already here

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